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Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.
"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021
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The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”
by anonymous January 9, 2025
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Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025
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Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
oh my! Carl Dave is good
by CDMJ June 8, 2021
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Dave Neal

A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.
I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.
by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022
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Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
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