The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave

“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”

by anonymous January 9, 2025

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Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021

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A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.

Daveed loves pussy

by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024

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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

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Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

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Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021

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