by cassietina April 22, 2017
Get the felicia's dad mug.A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015
Get the Decoration Dad mug.by LatentDenis November 18, 2022
Get the Dad-Hard mug.The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
Get the Jonah’s dad mug.The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
Get the Dad throat mug.A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
Get the Jacob’s Dad mug.Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.
by yinzer84 April 22, 2019
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