His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
by nochiefz November 5, 2010
Get the crotch luggage mug.A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
Get the Bag of Crotches mug.When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015
Get the crotch monster mug.To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 7, 2010
Get the crotch mittens mug.The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
by Ket125 August 4, 2009
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