crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 07, 2010
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crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.
that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
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crotch rot

When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.

My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 27, 2016
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Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
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Crotch Props

Giving props to one's crotchel region

Hey, i love your snatch. Much Crotch Props!
by Steve-O & Jessii July 26, 2008
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Flaming Crotch

a red head who has an extremely over sized bush
- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 24, 2009
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crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.
by 7 Lady Godivas September 02, 2015
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