Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 26, 2004
Get the fudgy crotchmug. When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015
Get the crotch monstermug. Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 7, 2009
Get the Crotch Buttonmug. by Steve-O & Jessii August 22, 2008
Get the Crotch Propsmug. When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 26, 2016
Get the crotch rotmug. Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 27, 2007
Get the crotch grimemug. when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009
Get the crotch-squatchmug.