computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

crab

a punk ass bitch wearing blue

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK

by LK-G September 14, 2020

Fortnite crabs

When u eat the crabs off girls pubic hair then analy touch them

Stephanie likes to do fortnite crabs

by Deo demon February 9, 2022

Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.

Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!

by dicknibbler June 8, 2025

Crab

An orange animal Kim Namjoon is in love with.

"i love crabs" Namjoon says while he is holding a crab on his huge hand.

by Ntk7 August 17, 2018

jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020