Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

by Donjohnsonswhitelambo April 27, 2018

Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

by CommunistEperson April 05, 2021

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024

Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs

I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!

by sccamarogirl September 27, 2011

Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 21, 2024

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 05, 2019

Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021