The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
Get the Couch-Snatchermug. by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020
Get the couch potatomug. Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 16, 2023
Get the Couche tardmug. When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
Get the porch couch seasonmug. by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021
Get the Couchmug. by RNDRPS November 24, 2017
Get the Couch Pussymug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug.