Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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Get the Coopermug. by C0W lover 69 November 22, 2021
Get the Cooper Pedlermug. Cooper is better than Rider.
by Dogger gang October 29, 2020
Get the Coopermug. The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo
Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon
by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024
Get the Sheldon Lee Coopermug. by anonymous May 5, 2021
Get the cooper dunnmug. when someone is too egotistical and arrogant and self centered, they eat coopers egoburgers with a side of gym sweat.
by funnypiano July 15, 2024
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