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Cookie Monster

adjective - Describing a vocal style common in heavy modern rock bands, where the singer employs a low, throaty voice that is reminiscent of the well-known muppet character.

noun - a singer/vocalist who employs this vocal technique.
Man, I hate all of those cookie-monster bands.
by secretdonkey June 20, 2003
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Cookie Crisp

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
by terrets guy December 9, 2009
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skittles cookie

a delicious cookie, made much like a chocolate chip cookie, except you pour in half a pound 'o skittles instead of chocolate chips. Try 'em, they're good.
The skittles cookies tasted delicious, and reminded me of a day spent in the sunshine... man, I miss that sun.
by Neno August 1, 2003
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cookie monster

someone whom enjoy's giving oral sex to the female gender.
Personally i prefer eating pussy (or to be politically
correct licking vagina)damn good she-it). Much like a chicken head giving oral to a male, a cookie monster knows how to give a proper lick-job. It involes using your tongue and gently rubbing the clitoris to help the female achieve orgasm.
How a man skeets in a womans mouth, female when they cum liquid squirts from the clit area this means your doing a good job.
Eating pussy...carpet muncher...lickin' the clit...
If it smells like chicken keep on licking..but if it smells
like trout get the fuck out...Black folks say its only for
White folks, but we know they lick da snatch, chalk full
of nutrients that are good for you, like getting your
balls licked, skeeting on her,(she won't lick unless you
lick, of corse unless she's a trick). I'm a cookie monster
and damn proud...
by ToDDieTiCKLeS September 23, 2005
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Scalp Cookie

A "Scalp Cookie" is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. This is also a nervous habit for some. There is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release associated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.
I'm digging for scalp cookies or "ooh I just found a good scalp cookie to pick out
by linguistocrat December 25, 2009
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Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake
Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.
by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007
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