Mouth cooking

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food

A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour

by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019