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Christian Conservative

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Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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Conservabot

Brainless person who consistently votes against his own interest.
Look at that financially challenged conservabot voting for that fat, balding, republican cocksucker who's going to raise his taxes. It's like a chicken voting for Kernel Sanders!
by Jay27 November 5, 2008
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CONSTUPITATION

A painful experience resulting in a look of agonzing stupidity and constipation of the brain thus blocking all intelligent thought
He was unable to respond to the question due to suffering from an episode of constupitation
by J. Taylor Tx September 30, 2008
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constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun
by sashafan July 10, 2003
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cornflake conservative

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.
The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.
by voteswinger February 28, 2005
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Consolation Wife

The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
by Hatch240 March 30, 2011
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Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.
The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.
by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007
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