Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.
I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by
by Efaulkn December 9, 2019
Get the Cole Johnston mug.The top lyric rapper in the damn game. His songs are valid and he isn't a mumble rapper. The new gen of rappers are mostly trash but J.cole is solid.
Uzi: yo when my man cole dropping that album
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
snoop: man ion know he said last month
(j. cole dont post that often but when he does its always worth the wait.)
by hawk__ January 20, 2021
Get the J. Cole mug.A fat, greasy, shit talking piece of human garbage who will do anything to create a friend. But once he makes a friend he will constantly criticize and make fun of behind their backs. He will never have a girlfriend and wont lose his virginity until he is probably 26 and diagnosed with pre-diabetes. All he eats is in and out burgers and boo berry cereal. He has a younger sister just about as obese as himself, she doesn't walk and only uses her hoverboard to move around and get to the kitchen for cheese balls. The whole family is made up of twisted mindfucks who dont know what being a decent human being is. Overall stay away from any cole or anyone associated with a cole
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Get the Cole mug.he’s the most handsomest sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. he makes me laugh more than anyone else. he’s tall, dark, and handsome, has the best smile, my most favorite pair of perfect brown eyes, and a pouty (and very biteable) bottom lip. he’s a bit of a trash panda and is kind of on his man period a lot but it’s okay. he’s polite, really freaking smart, and mature even though he always teases me for being shorter and older. he’s the best boyfriend i could ever ask for and i hope i get to love him forever. he makes me the happiest. if you know a cole, i’d love him as much as you can, you won’t regret it.
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