A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public
“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
by the_medium_waffle September 8, 2020
Get the closet karenmug. 
Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
Get the closet bromosexualmug. "It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
Get the prayer closetmug. The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
by Henrey S March 21, 2024
Get the Closet Republicanmug. by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
Get the Closet Monkeymug. by Spoodes July 13, 2016
Get the Sweaty Closetmug.