closet

my home

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Closet Creeper

A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.

Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021

Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.

Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.

by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017