chocolate finger

The action of inserting one or more fingers into a persons rectum, and then bringing it out for them to lick clean.

Jenny chocolate fingered Johnny by inserting a finger into his anus and then letting him suck it clean.

by andreas542 December 12, 2007

Chocolate Smile

Someone's ass when laying on their side with shit still in their butt crack from their last dump.

Dude, it was so gross Jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!

by Dave of Nine Inch Newbs March 23, 2009

chocolate ninja

A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.

Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!

by crxchaos May 28, 2005

Chocolate Creampie

Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.

After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".

by Black History Month October 1, 2014

Chocolate Shake

Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.

I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.

by Sexybitch20 January 4, 2010

chocolate popsicle

When a guy bangs a girl in her ass, then flips her over and receives a blow job

"Yo, I thought I was just gonna bang this girl in her asshole but then she turned around and then I gave her a chocolate popsicle."

by Dave the Devil December 28, 2008

Palmer chocolate

Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.

It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.

Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.

by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010