chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.

"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".

by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024

White Chili

When you cum in a girl's ass, then she shits it back into your mouth. Anal beans optional.

Dear God, I'm not ready for a white chili.

by TheLordHugo May 14, 2025

Illinois Chili Mac

When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.

Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.

by Big back ass May 27, 2025