Canadian Bacon 

At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.

Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.

Canadian Bacon by D. Ross February 12, 2008

Canadian-Butt-Fucking 

The only type of sex in the country of Canada.

Since she was a Canadian, all we could do last night was Canadian-butt-fucking.

Canadian-Butt-Fucking by Ilikcbf69 April 9, 2010

Canadian Breakfast 

When a Canadian man eats a sausage out of a woman's vagina.

Last night was great me and Trace did a canadian breakfast.

Canadian Breakfast by ANONOMOUS #69 March 18, 2011

canadian fly trap 

When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.

How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.

"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."

canadian fly trap by sphincter inspector 101 December 29, 2007

Canadian Left Turn 

A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.

Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!

Canadian Left Turn by Andrea K. January 21, 2008

canadian bacon 

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

canadian bacon by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian History 

having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.

Canadian History is a very common act in cooler climates

Canadian History by ssustudent13 February 6, 2010