Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly

Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"

by Cimex September 7, 2009

War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.

that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.

by Ket125 August 4, 2009

Crotch Props

Giving props to one's crotchel region

Hey, i love your snatch. Much Crotch Props!

by Steve-O & Jessii August 22, 2008

fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants

Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!

by Beanerino April 26, 2004

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

crotch luggage

Scrotum, testicles, sack, balls, ball-sack, junk, for guys. Camel toe for chicks.

His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.

Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.

Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.

by nochiefz November 5, 2010

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007