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crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 7, 2010
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Crotch Props

Giving props to one's crotchel region
Hey, i love your snatch. Much Crotch Props!
by Steve-O & Jessii August 22, 2008
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crotch rot

When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.

My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 26, 2016
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War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.
by Ket125 August 4, 2009
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crotch grime

Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."

"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 27, 2007
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fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 26, 2004
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Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
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