by Liljan December 12, 2016
Get the Heymug. a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.
The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*
me: *typing this*
by 2potatoes November 13, 2022
Get the heymug. Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else
by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020
Get the Hi/Hey/Hellomug. When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
Get the Hey Google define daddymug. Normally a standard greeting. But with 'H' capitalized, and a period at the end, it becomes the trademark Greeting of DeltA DrAx!
by DefMasterX October 3, 2020
Get the Hey.mug. 
