Truckstop blowjob

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.

(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!

by Testikahn December 17, 2011

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts

Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good

by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk

Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!

by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022