Blind Antelope

No Idea

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope

by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020

Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 12, 2013

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

anil blindness

I dont see my ass or my self doing whatever it is you have asked me to do

Your boss ask you to do something you tell them you have anil blindness

by DIMPLES POOH February 02, 2015

Beauty blind

Think you look good but in reality you’re ugly

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 08, 2021

Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 08, 2021

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017