How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.
Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”
by Meatdowner October 18, 2022
Get the Birthday Meatdownmug. by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020
Get the Birthdaymug. The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.
by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021
Get the Mallory’s Birthdaymug. My soul's birthday is the summer of 1981 when I heard Van Halen's fourth studio album "Fair Warning"
by The Interesting November 11, 2022
Get the Soul's Birthdaymug. When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it
H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
by Adam buckley November 28, 2020
Get the Birthday Stylemug. by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
Get the Spider-man birthday cakemug. by tjbeus February 1, 2023
Get the Birthday timemug.