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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.
Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit
by habahabas December 9, 2024
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Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.
Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit
by habahabas December 9, 2024
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Bandit

aye my girl da definition of a bad bitch, stole ha heart, im the definition of a bandit
by ( ´∀` ) abomination December 11, 2024
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free battles on bandit

Free battles on bandit refers to when someone gives away free entries in Bandit-style battles, usually in online cases or gambling games, without asking for anything in return.
"Please, I'm bored, give me a free." — a common phrase to beg for free battles on bandit.
by The real bandit July 8, 2025
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biracial bandit

Somebody who is made of the worst stereotypes of both races they are comprised of
by U got me July 15, 2025
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biracial bandit

Why are there so many biracial bandits in here?
by U got me July 15, 2025
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