Yak attack

A blatant and unusual amount of choice words from someone who can't stop talking, ie mother in law, wife or a child

If you had been at my house you would not have believed the yak attack I suffered.

by J Coggins May 23, 2005

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Vampire attack

when you put fake vampire teeth in your mouth and eat a girl out, during which the teeth become lost inside the vagina.

Joe- " Yo, Ted where are your vampire teeth?"

Ted - " Ugh, yo that bitch Jeremy lost em ina vampire attack yesterday."

by stoopid spick April 25, 2010

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fuck attack

is basically a spas attack that can happen to anything.

Oh sorry, i cant come online my internet is having a fuck attack

Dude you missed an open goal
"yeah sorry my leg had a fuck attack"
Dammit an earthquake destroyed my house... "The ground had a fuck attack"

by Razorack February 28, 2016

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Monkey Attack

1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.

2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.

3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.

4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.

Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!

by Prophet J February 07, 2009

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