William J.

A person who has the most amazing soul and she has fallen deep in love with him, only for it to grow more and more. he is the most wonderful person with a generous heart and a magical touch which will soothes her heart. he's the reason for her to open her eyes and the reason she is choses not to. In her eyes he is the most unbelievable person, caring, understanding, and generous. He is the most stunning person she has seen, with everything a angel exhibits. He's charming, sensitive and a wonderful advisor who has a gift for curing the one of the most deadliest diseases, fear. he cure fear with his love and replaces it with strength and courage. he is her sunrise and sunset. He's the love that she breathes.

Some may say love is dream, but love is is a dream living in reality... her dream is William J.

by PDque June 8, 2010

J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.

He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.

by JBeamin March 31, 2011

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 23, 2013

j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.

"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"

by Jackwarren July 4, 2016

J-Leezy

This bastered violated not only me but my uncle and my dogs he is short in height and in langth and is a wanted criminal.

J-leezy is gay lol

by Buckey September 18, 2021

J-Steel

A tool used by the one and only Jerome Castiron to fuck the opps up.

Ay bo get that J-Steel

by Therealslaver July 7, 2022

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011