The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus November 27, 2018
Get the I Coordinate, Therefore I Ammug. Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011
Get the Where am I GOING, CARL?!mug. When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
by brascogames May 25, 2011
Get the Who am I Donkey Kong ?mug. I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.
by Adrian_M January 24, 2011
Get the I Am Number Fourmug. The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus February 21, 2021
Get the I infect, therefore I am.mug. a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015
Get the i am the definition of ur mommug. A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.
by pousson December 27, 2007
Get the I am your new godmug.