Riley Wells

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.

Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

Riley

A man who resembles Justin Bieber and nobody knows why. This species is often short and likes stabbing innocent mothers. If you come across a wild Riley, be careful, he will yell "STAB STAB STAB" and then start punching you. He also will destroy you in a random board game that nobody has have heard of.

"Look it's Justin Bieber!"

"No that's just a Riley in the wild"

by exotictortoise April 14, 2022

Riley

The guy who is most likely a furry and is a fucking asshole, he also sucks at and he also most likley has a crippling furry porn addiction and should get help.

isn't that Riley, the fucktard furry

by bhfudegrwbkfshv April 18, 2022

Riley

Riley is the smelliest person of all people, she holds the world record for having the stinkiest beef curtains and you can smell her from approximately 13 stories of the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas. She is also the best friend ever and is super pretty but she stinks so bad. She never showers and always scratches and sniffs

Ew do you smell that? It might be riley.

by Rileystinks April 21, 2022

Riley

Someone with a big dick

Riley has a huge pp

by Yeet is the Ferris December 30, 2020

Riley Giles

A sort of flid, often described as a spanner and can be very spasticated. A strange creature

“Did you see Riley Giles?”
“Haha omg he was such a flid!”
“What an absolute spanner!”

by Fluidspanner74 January 2, 2021