by Avril335 November 25, 2021
by sucky123 March 08, 2009
When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It
by deeznutz10069 January 25, 2021
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
by My tit is very soggy June 08, 2018
The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.
by StewpacShakur February 22, 2011
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022