friend fat

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.

I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy

by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010

Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.

Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!

by OT-2-B-Working.org June 25, 2012

fat-ivation

The act of motivating yourself to power through a workout by anticipating your next meal.

I really felt like quitting on my run today, but a little fat-ivation got me through it!

by MzLiz April 19, 2014

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020

Short and Fat

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

fat camping

when you wear the same exact color for your top and bottoms

damn look at Drew over there fat camping in all grey today.

by frayyy00 December 9, 2018