After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.
I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.
see "The Crotchening"
see "The Crotchening"
by demyztikx March 5, 2008
Get the crotch zombiemug. The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
by A male with genitals August 6, 2009
Get the Zombie Dickmug. by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010
Get the Zombie Breakfastmug. Noun.
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.
Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
by SuzaK April 18, 2006
Get the zombie maskmug. A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.
Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"
friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017
Get the Zombie Hoemug. A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013
Get the Zombie Drivermug. by XGODSXPOPTARTX August 20, 2013
Get the Zombie movemug.