Jessica

Jessica has a bari minc. She will always be there for her family and friends, everything you need She has your back. Jessica chas mro kar dilini minc.

Jessica will you help me paint my house?

Jessica will say yes because she is very slutty

by Pico March 21, 2022

Jessica

This is a girl that’s an absolute freak in bed.

They have been known for having super pussies but in real life she’s just a shy creature

Guy: bro, I was doing it with a Jessica last night. She ate me up in bed, we went out for supper and suddenly she’s too shy to speak.

by Anonymous3267 November 24, 2021

Jessica

A name that just screams married at twenty

Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)

by N-doggster January 2, 2024

Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica

The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me

Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

Jessica Woo

AKA the Bento Box Queen

Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN

by Foodie94 March 16, 2022

Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours

Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.

by Lsdpie December 9, 2021