Big Bob

Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)

One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!

-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-

Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.

*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*

Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*

*Ashley walks back to Emma*

Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??

*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*

Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!

*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*

by Kelly Clarkson's #1 Lesbian Fan April 22, 2008

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004

Oh Bob

a phrase commonly uttered within the confines of a very popular MMO. Mostly it is used to refer to mages trying to tank or mages trying to deliberatly causing lots of aggro and causing group wipes. When something goes wrong in any way whatsoever people need to blame Bob saying: Oh Bob. But the most use it gets is when mages fuck it all up by doing EPIC dps and tanks in general not being able to cope with that

Elesa: What the hell happened?
Azagon: Bob happened
Elesa:"Oh Bob"

by Khandij July 30, 2011

dealy-bob

thingamajig that you can't bother to remember the name of

where's that dealy-bob you gave me for christmas? i want to regift it.

by commdir July 22, 2009

Uncle Bob

A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun.

Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.

There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!

by joseph84 January 04, 2010

bob bones

used commonly in west mid. uk to describe somebody whos is cool or well liked by peers

cool

man that guy is bob bones
yeah hes bones i like him

by SEGS April 16, 2005

hello bob

A saying which you say to people on the street who you don't know

I am gonna talk to that guy, Hello Bob

by Mikeyman March 19, 2003