Zombie Mask

When you skeet in a bitch's face, thereby gluing her eyes shut forever. Usually followed by a snowball, forming the devastating one-two punch.

Hellen Keller wasn't actually blind at birth, her dad just Zombie Masked her when she was four because she was so fucking stupid she needed a teacher to figure out what water was.

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008

Zombie Dick

The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."

by A male with genitals August 6, 2009

Zombie Breakfast

A fart that smells of eggs and rotting flesh that is thick enough to chew.

Clear out, I just laid me a Zombie Breakfast!

by Uncle Squid March 13, 2010

zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

zombie grass

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.

That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.

by XTT0401 May 28, 2016

zombie time

the time of killing and abnormal amount of zombies with a duel uzis and shotguns because its fun as hell

do you know what time it is? zombie time!!!!

by sycocyde January 6, 2011

zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.

My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!

by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012