doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

Buss wanker

A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners

You buss wanker

Your an absolutely buss wanker

by Rubykennyx June 12, 2020

potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.

Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!

by Psychic Party November 28, 2023

Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022