Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

by TheBriMan1234569 November 10, 2014

by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019

by ILikeGoldDragons April 6, 2017

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
by Gagameup July 25, 2010

Get out of my way!!!! I have to go and fight the brown whale and it's not gonna be pretty! You have any spray in there??!?!?!?!?!?!
by carlipet September 23, 2009
