Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.

"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.

by anonymous October 20, 2022

Anal Mishap Vomit

is the slang term, or an alternative phrase, for when anal penetration triggers an unexpected instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.

Onyx experienced anal mishap vomit as a result of trying anal penetrative sex with Christian.

by Ticklechambers August 20, 2023

The Rat's Vomit

A phrase of approval, similar to "The dogs bollocks"

Man 1: "Hey man, that new painting you've finished is The Rat's Vomit"

Man 2: "Thanks man!"

by Cheezy Wotzit November 12, 2023