Turtledove

A woman who is a thief. She will get a job as a maid stay for one days work and steal as much as she can before she leaves and moves on to her next victim.

She is not only a thief but a turtledove.

by Jessica elaine June 12, 2018

turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

Pole Turtle

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008

turtle smoke

A marijuana reference coined by E-40

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"

by B Smizz June 7, 2005

TurtleNeck Chode

A stumpy, fat, veiny, uncircumcised penis.

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!

by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011

Turtle

Turtle (v) - to hunt for turtles. If you can fish for fish, crab for crabs, whale for whales and even shark for sharks, why can't you turtle a turtle. Exactly.

Syn: Tortugar

Mairead and I decided to go turtling in the Mississippi River for a week in the summer.

Trayer loves to turtle.

Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.

by Whitem@il November 30, 2011

Turtled

To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself

The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.

by Shell game December 21, 2017