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Material tom

A Middle Aged man who gets covid twice in a month and slays at everything he does. He is iconic and bald
by Holygal January 11, 2022
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Tom Dunn

A Fucking Dick Head Of A Scare Crows Straw Penis With A Virgina For A Face.
He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.
OMG!!!!! I Think I See A Tom Dunn Over There!?!(See's A Hobo With A Rat In His Ass)
by Sexy-beast123 June 27, 2018
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Tom Slechta

A small bald man without shoes. Similar to a hobbit.
Have you seen that movie “The Hobbit”? Yeah! It’s the one with Tom Slechta!
by wwlbliyhf October 11, 2019
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The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.
Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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Bilaal Toms

The very nice guy in your school. Very handsome and smart. Also a very loyal friend
Bilaal Toms is very cool and sexy.
by psidened May 6, 2018
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Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.
Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"
by alice is a retard April 6, 2021
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tom bumpkin

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin
by notlauren October 11, 2020
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