Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

heat beat

A heat beat usually takes place in a porta potty where it is very hot and or humid. The heat does cause an immense amount of trouble while trying to get hard. But to complete a heat beat is an immense accomplishment.

Hey dude I'm gonna go to the porta potty for a heat beat. See you in 20 or 30 minutes.

by Mr. Burgundy February 5, 2018

beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015