Moon Mountain

(noun) The imaginary place of origin of certain types of people (usually women) who are unusually stylish and sexy and have some kind of foreign accent that is not easily identifiable. For example the barista at your local coffee shop who makes you feel like you are in a Jean-Luc Godard film when she takes your order.

You: She was wearing this cool skirt and these amazingly huge sunglasses and had a hot, vaguely European accent.

Me: Where is she from?

You: I dunno. Moon Mountain.

by doctorjohnson April 09, 2007

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Moon Pie

The act of ejaculating into another's anus. Much like a cream pie.

I didn't want to get my girl pregnant, so I gave her a moon pie instead.

by DragonessZombii July 20, 2017

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Moon Dew

Cum that has dried on your ass cheek.

"Ugh I found your moon dew on me."

by Dr. Delarney November 10, 2019

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Yellow moon

When you simultaneously pee and moon someone.

That kid next door keeps giving me the yellow moon. Disgusting.

by Lordofthealpacas October 16, 2016

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moons of uranus

can also be spelt as `moons of your anus ` which are potentially found on hairy ass guys where the moons are smaller bits of shit are attached to hairs near the ass

it came out as rabbit shit that clung on like the 'moons of Uranus'

by mmeadow October 11, 2009

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