Kid:can I go to the bathroom
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."
by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Diplo69 May 10, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
by Picklelord July 3, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. 