Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

yoyo pig

A pig that uses yo-yo’s

Is that a yoyo pig?

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 15, 2017

pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine

why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017

Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.

The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack

by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018

cigarette pig

A woman who has sex in exchange for items of negligible value, such as cigarettes or alcohol.

That cigarette pig sucked his dick for a movie ticket.

by Dr. Steven Chang May 18, 2016