tits to the world

Something thats far surpasses other typical units of awesidness.

That shit you did with your mouth was tits to the world.

by teh! ciszmo October 30, 2010

Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

Titcunt

1. A profanity used to describe a complete asshole, generally used on buses and public transport to retaliate to homophobia and bigotry.
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.

See also: fuckwank

Eat a dick you homophobic Titcunt!

by Stormageddon DarkLordofAll March 23, 2013

Tits in the Mouth

Something that is good and/or awesome. Extremely preferable.

This concert is tits in the mouth!

by Weebowll December 28, 2014

tits on a tiger

Dangerous pussy

Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.

by chalfont cowboy July 14, 2015

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017