secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016
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Wall chair

A chair. On a wall.
Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?

Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR
by BobTesch January 21, 2018
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Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.
Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit
by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 09, 2021
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Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
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Spinny chair

It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.
by Cows31 August 01, 2022
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Spinny chair

It’s something y’all spin in to pass time , days , months , and years :) ! If you have one your either a gamer , a detective or you don’t even use/need/want it .
I was spinning in my spinny chair .
by Yourhavemanyeggsinyourhand April 14, 2020
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