Tail-Butt

The common "wedgie": explained by a toddler

Mommy, i have a tail-butt.

by WoodenVxgina August 6, 2019

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

by Territory Manager August 23, 2019

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

tail pony

The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation

Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!

by Extremely Uninterested October 17, 2017

twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

Tail

having good anal sex with clothes on.

Ron gives better tail than you.

by SirSpermsALot April 21, 2017