texas dragonfly

When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.

I had Cindy over and there was a Texas dragonfly

by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

Texas Fireflies

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.

The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023

Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 4, 2011