When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
“Tax hell nod”
by Verbaljewely May 02, 2021
When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Piciu Tax
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)
Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
(pronunciation: /ˈpi tʃju tæks/)
Definition: A term describing the cognitive toll experienced when individuals engage with a person known as Piciu. The phenomenon involves a temporary decrease in sanity and IQ levels, indicating the deterioration of cognitive abilities during interaction with Piciu. The concept of "Piciu Tax" embodies the notion of a psychological levy imposed on individuals due to their association with Piciu, representing the perceived intellectual cost of such encounters.
Use Case: Roby experienced a noticeable decline in his ability to focus and solve problems after spending an afternoon with his friend Piciu. "Sorry I can't help you with that right now, I had to pay the Piciu Tax so I am lucky I can still read warning labels."
by Epidm February 18, 2024