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The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
by chillsaster November 21, 2010
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skibidi toilet

some goofy ass youtube series of toilets w/ fucking heads popping out of the toilet hole fighting w/ some sorta cameramen made by dafuq?boom

kids that are gen alpha have a high chance of being a fucking dumbass and say that it has lore when it doesnt 😭
infected kid w/ skibidi toilet syndrome: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabidi dip dip
normal person: shut the fuck up
by virtuosoisthebest October 3, 2023
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talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up
Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.
by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009
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Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
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Toilet Whore

A woman who often participates in intercourse within the confines of a bathroom stall. (Literal)

A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
"Here comes another girl out of the men's room with white stains on her blouse, must be a toilet whore."

"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
by jimvanmeter May 17, 2006
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toilet warrior

One who duels in public toilets against other men using his pink, fleshy sword. A cottager.
Hampstead Heath is full of toilet warriors these days....
by The Moai February 10, 2005
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Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008
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